DAY 761 – Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair…must try this on their bed (again).

DAY 762 – Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

DAY 765 – Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was…Hmmm. Not working according to plan…

DAY 768- I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called “shampoo”. What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth and the tiny bit of flesh under my claws.

DAY 771 – There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odour of the glass tubes they call “beer.” More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of “allergies”. Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 – I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.

NEW CITY, N.Y. (CN) – A Rockland couple wants a refund because their Maltese puppy peed in the house. The couple says the store sold them the dog with promises that it was “litter box trained.” The couple says that history proved otherwise.
Mark and Meryl Abrahams say they paid a $300 deposit to Jane Witthohn dba Love on a Leash dba Kuddle Bug Puppy for Maya, a supposedly “litter box trained” Maltese puppy.
Within 24 hours, Maya demonstrated that that was not the case, but the pet store assured the Abrahams that given time, “the dog would be ‘accustomed’ and ‘acclimated’ to the plaintiffs’ home,” according to the complaint.
The Abrahams say they returned Maya 4 days after taking her home, but the defendants refused to give them a refund.
They say that Witthohn banks on customers’ affection for puppies “to perpetrate a scheme to defraud.”
“The defendant intentionally delivered the puppy to the plaintiffs despite the puppy not being as represented, knowing that the plaintiffs would develop a bond and affection for the animal and would therefore be reluctant to reject the same after the puppy had been in the plaintiffs’ home,” according to the complaint.
The Abrahams demand $2,200: the $1,500 purchase price and the cost of a veterinary examination, dog food and a litter box.
They are represented in Rockland County Court by Samuel Newman.
Maltese, a toy breed, were mentioned by Aristotle and are believed to have been depicted on a Greek amphora made in about 500 B.C.

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